Dishes and Lundry

Dear Husband, 
 You will never understand.  Why is it that you can take a cup out of the cupboard to reach a different cup, but can never put back? This irks me more than anything!! Really Husband, how hard is it to place it back where you go it from? Not only are you making the kitchen that much more messier but you are making my job harder. OYE!!! Thank you for unloading the dishwaher for me. I know you mean good. But where is my coffee cup? Where is the spatulas? Where is the mixer thingys??  

Also thank you for doing laundry for me, but it does CLEARLY state where the soap and softener goes. Why is it you can not follow directions? Weather the directions come from my mouth, a sheet of paper or CLEARLY written on the object! 

Although you will never understand I will always love you! 

Milk in the eggs.

Dear Husband of mine,
   Last night I asked to scramble these eggs. I did not ask you to add milk to them. How is it that men can take a simple task and turn it in to something so complicated? Why can they not follow simple directions. If I wanted milk in my eggs I would have asked for milk in my eggs.  Husband, husband, husband.... what shall I ever do with you? Love you that is what I will do. I will love you until you put milk in my eggs again! 
You will never understand.