Milk in the eggs.

Dear Husband of mine,
   Last night I asked to scramble these eggs. I did not ask you to add milk to them. How is it that men can take a simple task and turn it in to something so complicated? Why can they not follow simple directions. If I wanted milk in my eggs I would have asked for milk in my eggs.  Husband, husband, husband.... what shall I ever do with you? Love you that is what I will do. I will love you until you put milk in my eggs again! 
You will never understand.